NEON GAMBIT: THE POKER RUN

AUDIT RISK: ★☆☆☆☆

UNACCOUNTED FRAUD: 0.0s

000,000

x1.0

QUOTA: 5,000

HIGH CARD

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PHYSICAL VIOLENCE IS ILLEGAL UNLESS PERFORMED VIA A REGISTERED POKER HAND.

YOU ARE A JUNIOR AUDITOR ATTEMPTING TO ACCRUE ENOUGH FELONIES TO RETIRE EARLY.

PLEASE DRIVE SAFELY WHILE COMMITTING FRAUD.

IN THE NEON-DRENCHED STREETS OF THE POKER RUN, THE LAW IS NO LONGER WRITTEN IN STATUTES, BUT IN DECK COMPOSITION. EVERY COLLISION IS A CALCULATION, EVERY DRIFT IS A DEDUCTION. THE IRS ENFORCERS ARE CLOSING IN, THEIR ALGORITHMS HUNGRY FOR YOUR UNLIQUIDATED ASSETS.

ONLY A ROYAL FLUSH CAN ERASE YOUR DEBT TO SOCIETY. ACCELERATE INTO THE DATA-STORM. THE FUTURE IS LEVERAGED. GOOD LUCK, AUDITOR.

FELONY HANDBOOK

COMMUTING:
Use keys to navigate the hyper-reflected concrete canyons of the metropolis.

FRAUD:
Touch cards to acquire the necessary documentation for a crime.

CONVICTION:
Submit your hand to finalize the crime. More severe hands generate higher revenue.

AUDITS:
Avoid the IRS Enforcers. Collide with green contractors to absorb their budget.

GRAND THEFT
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LIQUIDATED

TOTAL CASH: $0

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